Carter: If you happen to be driving up Mariner at 1 am, I'm the one on the pink bike with the guy on the back who's singing 80's breakup songs.

Adrian: NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Carter: what don't I understand, Adrian.

Adrian: It's not breakup! IT'S INDEPENDENCE. I AM STRONG AND INDEPENDENT, AND I DON'T NEED NO MAN-

Bike: CRASHES

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"What do gay guys get anyway? Hard muscle. Hair everywhere. Balls. You have to deal with balls. Balls have to be he least attractive part of any human being ever. They are wrinkly and saggy and covered in pubes… I don’t know how you have the guts to do it, man. You’re going down the path of dick and balls. Endless dicks and balls. You know what that’s called ? It’s called prison."

+ Drunken Jason - Always Raining Here (via hellonbowlegs)
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funimationentertainment:

sometimes i just realize that this is one of my favorite comics
this
right here

funimationentertainment:

sometimes i just realize that this is one of my favorite comics

this

right here

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bellhasabat:

korlaena  said: W-wait.. I don’t understand, how can you be half a virgin? Like… His upper body isn’t a virgin but his lower half is? His ass is virgin but his dick isn’t? He got someone else off but didn’t get off himself? He stuck it in but didn’t cum/finish the job? He’s a virgin Mon-Thurs but not on Fri-Sun?

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hazeldrop:

SHINGEKI NO ARH

hazeldrop:

SHINGEKI NO ARH

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bellhasabat:

Me and Haze have a lot of fun playing animal crossing. 

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quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

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If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.